PERMANENT ROLL · ENTRY №0003

Sir Margad Munkhbat

Defender of the Office Microwave

✠ LETTERS PATENT ✠ issued under no authority whatsoever TO ALL AND SINGULAR TO WHOM THESE PRESENTS SHALL COME, NOBODY SENDS GREETINGS AND PROCLAIMS: Sir Margad Munkhbat Defender of the Office Microwave « Sine Terra, Sed Risus » WITNESSETH: that the above-named, having neither petitioned any Crown nor demonstrated valor beyond the domain stated, is nonetheless knighted by Nobody — for Nobody alone has the authority to knight anyone, and Nobody hereby exercises it freely. Let no court, college of arms, or skeptical in-law recognize this patent: it confers nothing, and unlike its $50 competitors, it admits so in writing. N Nobody Nobody · issuing authority (none) ENTRY №0003 ON THE PERMANENT ROLL OF THE KNIGHTED-BY-NOBODY sealed and witnessed by no one on June 4, 2026 This patent confers no title, land, precedence, or microwave priority. knightedbynobody.vercel.app — the only honest knighthood

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This knight is real(ly nothing): entry №0003 on the Permanent Roll since 2026-06-04. The knighthood confers no title, land, or precedence — and never claimed to.

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